January 2011
60 posts
I blame Robin Hood, Aladdin, and Flynn for all of my guy problems.
Mostly Robin Hood and Aladdin.
But Flynn doesn’t help.
“There must be a million people all over the world who never get any love...”
– Charlie Brown (via thoughtsdetained)
(Charlie Brown, you are me if I was a boy and a cartoon.)
@michaelkuttler:
I made an ad banner for WWAM. What do you think?
My computer is a bigger fan than I am...
I went to IMDb to get links for my review blog. I got as far as typing “Fantastic” when the suggestions thing popped up “Fantastic posing greed.”
No, computer, I’m not searching for the lyrics to “Northern Downpour.” Thanks, though.
From "Fantastic Mr. Fox"
Mrs. Fox: They'll kill the children!
Mr. Fox: Over my dead body!
Mrs. Fox: That's what I'm saying; you'd be dead, too, in that scenario!
From "Fantastic Mr. Fox"
Mrs. Fox: Why's he wearing a bandit hat?
Mr. Fox: His ears are cold. He's not with us. (To Kristofferson) Go back to bed.
From "Fantastic Mr. Fox"
Ash: You're supposed to be *my* lab partner.
Agnes: I am.
Ash: No, you're not. You're disloyal.
“Chester Putnam Hodgins. Never met a chandelier he didn’t like.”
– Hodgins, “The Body in the Bag,” Bones
Things that make me laugh on Facebook:
Cracked.comIf you liked vampires better when they didn’t sparkle and were played by Jack Bauer, you’ll “Like” Cracked.com.
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I LOVED Lost Boys. Just sayin’. Haha, Jack Bauer…
Reasons for living (in no particular order)
Discovering a mutual love of Nathan Fillion and Joss Whedon with someone you never anticipated getting along with.
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Who's heard Panic! at the Disco's new single???
OMG. I’m in heaven. And have almost memorized the lyrics.
Fuck. Yes.
I have a new blog! →
It’s a review/critique blog, where I will discuss everything movies/tv/books. It’s a combination of new installments of things I already follow, as well as my first impressions of things I’ve never seen/read before. Enjoy!
Tell your friends! Fun at parties!
Food for thought
The only difference between a nerd and a scholar is whether or not society accepts your obsession as culturally relevant for several generations.
Think about it. People who nit-pick over each different device used in Star Trek and engage in debates over whether Kirk or Picard was the better captain; those are nerds. People who spend their time trying to deduce which species of snake was featured...
From "Family Ties," The Vampire Diaries
Damon: What's so special about this Bella girl? Edward's so whipped.
Caroline: You gotta read the first book first. It won't make sense if you don't.
Damon: I miss Anne Rice. She was so on it.
Caroline: How come you don't sparkle?
Damon: Because I live in the real world where vampires burn in the sun.
THANK YOU.
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Improv with Alex
Mom: Do you need a blanket?
Alex: She needs a blanket.
*Mom goes to get one*
Me: I need a blanket?
Alex: Yeah.
Me: *I*... need a blanket? Are you sayin' I'm cold and shivery? Are you sayin' I'm *frigid*?
Alex: No, no! That's not what I'm saying at all!
Me: You're sayin' *I* need a blanket.
Alex: Yeah, yeah! That's what I'm saying!
Me: That's it!
Reordering Checks
Me: Oh, Toy Story checks, do I like you enough to write on you for a whole box's-worth?
Jess: Of course you do. Lookit Buzz Lightyear; he's AWESOME!
“That’s probably a good thing. You don’t need to wear Star Wars...”
– Jess, on the too-big size of my sweet-ass Star Wars shirt
“It’s so Indie, only one guy’s gonna see it!”
– Rigby, “Peeps,” Regular Show
Watching Eclipse
Me: Oh, god, he [Edward] has to piss on everything!
Mom: And he's not even the werewolf!
“What’re you driving at, Miss Daisy?”
– Sweets, “The Twisted Bones in the Melted Truck,” Bones
Optimist says: When you hit rock bottom, there’s nowhere to go but up.
Pessimist says: There’s no ladder.
“Wellp, my sister’s the ship. We had a complicated childhood.”
– Simon, “Objects in Space,” Firefly
From "Objects in Space," Firefly
Wash: That sounds like something out of science fiction.
Zöe: You live in a spaceship, dear.
“I threw up in your bed.”
– River, “War Stories,” Firefly
Be proud of me!
I purchased Kingdom Hearts Re: Coded yesterday, and have played it a little, but after spending working and spending some time with Jess, I have elected to take the long-term high ground and work on the latest version of the novel I’ve been plugging away at since I was 16.
Now that I’ve come to the realization that in the last 5 years it has failed to get off the ground because it was...
“But if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end...”
– Mal, “Our Mrs. Reynolds,” Firefly
sapiosexual (n.) — a person who is sexually...
brianignacio:
(dara-misfit)
Sooo, I need some help, followers!
I have to possibly find a completely new outfit in the next couple of weeks. And I’ve been trying to formulate a shirtdress-based outfit for a while now, in the event that I find I can pull them off. So here are two outfits I have put together, and I need you all to tell me which one is better. I have a black jacket to wear with #2 that’s sort of like a peacoat and sort of like an army...
