December 2010
39 posts
“Ok, so… *holds up Toy Story 3* cry like a baby, or *holds up Despicable...”
– Jess, picking a movie
Re: Disneyland and California Adventure
Dad: They could just charge double and make it all one park. Why bend over twice? Just get it over with. Get your reaming done all at once, Mickey.
Me: That brings to mind horrible images that my inner child could have done just as well without.
Dad: Let's just say there were places in Toon Town you didn't get to go.
Talking with my Mom about guys (for the first time...
Mom: After it happens to you enough times, you start to develop a radar, and can see it coming. First they make excuses, and then--
Me: Oh, I know. And how sad is it that I'm 20 and have it?
Mom: Well, I got it when I wasn't much older than you.
Me: Yeah, but I haven't even had a boyfriend.
Mom: *looks stunned* Wait, how do you get dumped without even having a boyfriend.
Me: I dunno. But there it is. They do it after I've only hung out with them once.
Mom: *raises eyebrows* What the *hell*...
"Skippy and Slappy: No Face Like Home," Animaniacs
Receptionist: Are you here for plastic surgery or golf? There's a wait on golf.
Skippy: Wowww! Your skin's so tight you could bounce quarters off it!
Receptionist: I'm pretty! Now what do you want?
Watching "Tangled"
*shkk*
Nicole: *gasp* What the Hell?!
Me: Yep.
Nicole: What the HELL.
Me: She just stabbed him.
Nicole: *gapes*
Me: In the stomach.
Nicole: *gapes*
Me: Yeah.
Nicole: But... This is DISNEY. He can't...
Me: He said at the beginning he dies.
Nicole: But... No!
Me: Slow death.
Nicole: What the fuck... Bitch...
“My daughter was asked by a little old lady in a London hotel restaurant what her...”
– Johnny Depp (via fairylullaby)
From "Tangled"
Flynn: Quite frankly, I'm too scared to ask about the frog.
Rapunzel: Chameleon.
Flynn: Nuance.
http://www.disunplugged.com/2010/08/23/tangled-towe... →
Uhm, yes, please!
reallyareyouserious replied to your post: reallyareyouserious replied to your post:Jack…
Lost= if you think you know, you’re probably wrong and are looking way too deep. It comes down to 4 simple things really. Which in the end will make you mad.
Haha. Well, I know that one of those things is that they’re all dead, which is why I think it’s funny when they compare themselves...
reallyareyouserious replied to your post:Jack just found a bag with two stones in a cave…
Cheater… You can’t look and it really has nothing to do with what you’re talking about. They are just stones from a game later to be seen.
lol It’s not cheating if I figured it out for myself first. It’s fact-checking. And even if they are just game stones, the fact that there were only...
That shithead went and got a girlfriend. For someone who claimed to like me so much, this just goes to show what a liar he was. Which, of course, I already knew, but being validated has never been bad in my experience. Well, she can have him, and I hope to God she realizes that he’s no good. Because he is bad news. He readily proved that he never changed, and who he is is a two-timing,...
Jack just found a bag with two stones in a cave...
My immediate reaction was, “URIM AND THUMMIM!!!”
Now, having read a certain Paolo Coelho book, I knew exactly what the black and white stones Jack found in that cave were. But a quick Google search led me to a Lostpedia entry. That entry talked about bonus features on the season two DVDs, which discussed elements of alchemy (pardon the pun) present in Lost.
Intersetingly, those...
Dear Alan Menken,
I love you dearly, but if I’m being honest, this is a little ridiculous. If anything, right now I should have things like “White Christmas” and “Jingle Bells” stuck in my head. But, no, it’s “When the sardines begin to beguine” this and “shining, shimmering, splendid” that. Not to mention that I’ve had “I See the Light”...
Song du Jour: "Heaven's Light," The Hunchback of...
So many times out there I’ve watched a happy pair Of lovers walking in the night They had a kind of glow around them It almost looked like heaven’s light I knew I’d never know That warm and loving glow Though I might wish with all my might No face as hideous as my face Was ever meant for heaven’s light But suddenly an angel has smiled at me And kissed my cheek without a...
I'm thinking about getting this for my brother as... →
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“There are three things that none of the young men of the present generation can...”
– The Woman in White, Wilkie Collins
reallyareyouserious replied to your post:Song du Jour: “Reflection,” Mulan soundtrack
Soooo emo…
It’s not really emo. I mean, it could be. But that’s not the way it’s meant.
Song du Jour: "Can't Take It" - The All-american...
You speak to me I know this will be temporary You ask to leave But I can tell you that I’ve had enough I can’t take it This welcome is gone And I’ve waited long enough To make it And if you’re so strong You might as well just do it alone And I’ll watch you go Step upu to me I know that you’ve got something buried I’ll set you free You set conditions but...
Song du Jour: "Reflection" - Mulan soundtrack
Look at me I will never pass for a perfect bride Or a perfect daughter Can it be I’m not meant to play this part? Now I see That if I were truly to be myself I would break my fam’ly’s heart Who is that girl I see Staring straight Back at me? Why is my reflection someone I don’t know? Somehow I cannot hide Who I am Though I’ve tried When will my reflection show Who I...
Song du Jour: "Only Fooling Myself" - Kate Voegele
I stop to catch my breath And I stop to catch your eye No need to second-guess That you’ve been on my mind I dream days away, but that’s okay It’s like I want to hear a silent sound And then hold it in my hand But a rose won’t blossom from a ground Of desert sand, but I like to pretend that One day I’ll turn around I’ll see your hand reach out I’m only fooling myself, oh But maybe when you smile ...
Song du Jour: "Maybe this Time" - Cabaret...
Maybe this time I’ll be lucky Maybe this time he’ll stay Maybe this time, for the first time Love won’t hurry away He will hold me fast I’ll be home at last Not a loser anymore Like the last time and The time before Ev’rybody loves a winner So nobody loved me Lady Peaceful, Lady Happy That’s what I long to be All the odds are in my favor Something’s...
My makeup’s doing this Marla Singer thing today…
On a vaguely related note, the dynamic makes much more sense when I actually think about it…
Song Du Jour: "Crazy World" - Victor/Victoria...
Crazy World Crazy world Full of crazy contradictions Like a child. First you drive me wild, And then you win my heart With your wicked art. One minute tender, gentle, Then temp’ramental as a summer storm. Just when I believe your heart’s getting warmer, You’re cold and you’re cruel, And I, like a fool, trying to cope, Trying to hang on to hope. Crazy world, Ev’ryday...
Song du Jour: "Wake Up Alone" - Amy Winehouse
It’s okay in the day I’m staying busy
Tied up enough so I don’t have to wonder where is he
Got so sick of crying
So just lately
When I catch myself I do a 180
I stay up clean the house
At least I’m not drinking
Run around just so I don’t have to think about thinking
That silent sense of content
That everyone gets
Just disappears soon as the...