February 2010
72 posts
Two weeks from today...
Speaking to me will get you a hateful glare. Made-up Hallmark holidays are not happy. Not at all. Stop smiling, stop buying candy and flowers. Ugh.
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January 2010
34 posts
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Explaining the Conan-Leno thing to my mom
My mom asked me just exactly what was going on with Conan O’Brien and Jay Leno that had everyone so upset. So I explained it to her, and she still looked confused.
“Conan wrote the monorail episode. well, he actually was just one of their writers in general, but that’s one of them.”
“REALLY?!”
“Yes.”
“Jay Leno sounds like kind of a douche....
Wow...
Only use the Blackberry version of Tumblr for a while, and the layout completely changes. Well, sort of, anyway…
*brushes cobwebs off monitor*
talking to Alex
Alex: (says something douchy)
Me: Watch it. Look where my foot is.
Alex: Yeah, I see that it's fully extended and nowhere near my crotch.
(awkward pause)
Me: That's what she said!!!
The Fran Clan Party Weekend
The Francis family consists of upwards of 50 people. On virtually every major holiday, and more often for the hell of it, large numbers of the family will congregate , sometimes in different states simultaneously, to party from ~12 noon Friday to 3 AM Monday morning.
Activities include drinking, singing, roasting marshmallows, playing instruments, dancing, political
Playing Catchphrase
Me: Jesus did this with his cronies right before he kicked it.
Jess: The last dinner!?
“If you don’t respect me, you’d better fear me.”
– my Grandpa Espana
“I am Jean Valjean. I am Spartacus. I am Iron Man. I am the real Slim Shady.”
– Alex
Tiana: I've worked two jobs my whole life, while you were sucking on a silver spoon and chasing chamber maids in your ivory tower!
Naveen: [mumbled] ...Actually, it's polished marble.
Naveen: You were wearing a crown!
Tiana: It was a costume party! You spoiled little rich boy...
Naveen: Oh yeah? Well, the egg is on your face, because *I* do not have any ritches!
Tiana: What?
Naveen: I am completely broke! Haha!
So, imagine Twilight without the supernatural element. A one-sided relationship filled with teenage drama and all information being on a need to know basis. and the girl never needs to know.
Now imagine that at the end of New Moon, Bella and Edward decide to never speak again, and Jacob virtually disappears.
That’s what 2008-9 was like.
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michaelkuttler:
sarawho:
breakorscream:
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writtenmelody:
oliviawilliams:
whiteamerica:erikakathryn:fuckshetup:erikakathryn:
Megamasso (look up kissu me chu chu
KISSU ME CHU CHU DANCING TU TU
LOL EXACTLY.
Laid ?
why not.
5 weeks ago
i can taste the salt at the back of your tongue when we kiss we spend the day together but when i’m alone, it’s you...
from Star Trek
Pike: I'm Captain Christopher Pike.
Nero: Hi, Christopher. I'm Nero.
Jess just coined the term “computer raped.”
It’s in reference to using Media Widget to copy stuff from my iPod.
So, I recently discovered
that my tumblarity is kept up by my cousin reading my page. But she won’t be an actual follower because she’s too cool for Tumblr.
Fry: Turanga Leela?
Amy: Yeah, that's her name, Phillip.
Bender: PHILLIP?
“I’d do it; I’d kiss a frog. I’d kiss a hundred frogs if I...”
– Charlotte, The Princess and the Frog
foul temptress!
Pineapple, I see you there, taunting me with your lovely smell, tantalizing yellow color, and general deliciousness.
I also happen to know that if I injest even the smallest bit of you, I will be kneeling at the porcelain altar until the wee hours of the morning.
And so I will refrain, pineapple, and curse the genetics that have left me with this cruel allergy.
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I’ve been saying this for years… I saw this picture of Paul Revere when I was in US History, and was like, “Jack Black? Wikipedia has banner ads now?” And then realized it was Paul Revere…
I thought of a great title for a memoir book
David Lynch and Rum Balls: The Story of a Stay at Home Mom
(inspired by tales of how my mom spent her evening and the fact that everyone she knows says she should write a book about her life, because it would probably go on Oprah’s book list)
disappearingink:
yellowsparrow:
marieantoinette:
Five things you will find if you open my bag:
wallet
glasses
check book
bag equivalent of a junk drawer
car key
Five things in my bedroom:
bed
overstuffed bookshelf
beanbag
guitar
chest of childhood stuffed toys
Five things I’ve always wanted to do in my life:
make a movie (not be in; make)
paint a mural
learn to rock climb
...
I saw a clip of The Hangover on TV yesterday
It’s kind of depressing to know we live in a society where “faggot” is censored by replacing it with “douchebag.” Apparently it’s far better to be called a slur synonymous with a feminine hygiene product than one that accuses you of being gay.
Wouldn’t want to offend gay people… what ever happened to the good, old-fashioned “beep?” Or...