[disdainfully] Chumbawumba is playing, and it’s not even ‘Tubthumping.’

—Schmidt, New Girl, s. 3 e. 21

What does it say about me that my iPhone’s auto-keyboard suggests “Sacagawea ” before “sacrifice”?

…It also suggests “keyblade” in the CENTER as soon as I type “key”. And if I type “di”, the center word is “disney”. Like, before it tries suggesting “did” or “didn’t”, it suggests Disney.

And if I type Disney, I get Disneyphotopass, Disneystore, Disneyphile, and Disneyland, all rapidly flashing in the right-hand box while the algorithm tries to determine which one I need.

I get the feeling that very soon, if not already, my auto-keyboard will provide a very accurate picture of me as a person.

afternoobs:

thegreendeceiver:

myheartbeatsuppeople:

the ol’ razzzle dazzle

No but actually this is a GREAT way to present a dress like this! A regular standing mannequin wouldn’t show off all the layers and details in the skirt!

it also wouldn’t show off all the ol’ razzle dazzle


Where do I find this dress and how many appendages must I sacrifice?

afternoobs:

thegreendeceiver:

myheartbeatsuppeople:

the ol’ razzzle dazzle

No but actually this is a GREAT way to present a dress like this! A regular standing mannequin wouldn’t show off all the layers and details in the skirt!

it also wouldn’t show off all the ol’ razzle dazzle

Where do I find this dress and how many appendages must I sacrifice?

(Source: weheartit.com, via i-will-shine-in-the-dark)

Little, Silly Reasons to Get a Job with WDI

If a ride breaks, and someone second-guesses my suggestion to fix it, I can quote Gilette from Archer:

Them: Are you sure?
Me: I wired the damn thing!

…I’m easily amused.

Thanks, Mom! 🎄

Thanks, Mom! 🎄

steelplatedhearts:

okay I can’t watch more than one episode of the x files at a time I will get way too paranoid

Dude I tried binge watching that show.

I ended up with my clock all reversed, sleeping from 7 AM to 2 PM so that I wouldn’t have to go to bed in the dark.

ereboreanbadger:

Ravenclaw: Do it once you’ve gathered enough relevant information.
Hufflepuff: Do it with integrity.
Slytherin: Do it on your own terms.
Gryffindor: Do it for the vine.

Bahahahaha! So true

(via afamiliardog)

zooeydeschannoying:

datassium:

just leaving this here for everyone…

image

AHS is doing slender man? Fuck me…

(via wilwheaton)

sourwolves:

beacon nine nine (2/?)

What is this from?

(via afamiliardog)

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