—Schmidt, New Girl, s. 3 e. 21
What does it say about me that my iPhone’s auto-keyboard suggests “Sacagawea ” before “sacrifice”?
…It also suggests “keyblade” in the CENTER as soon as I type “key”. And if I type “di”, the center word is “disney”. Like, before it tries suggesting “did” or “didn’t”, it suggests Disney.
And if I type Disney, I get Disneyphotopass, Disneystore, Disneyphile, and Disneyland, all rapidly flashing in the right-hand box while the algorithm tries to determine which one I need.
I get the feeling that very soon, if not already, my auto-keyboard will provide a very accurate picture of me as a person.
the ol’ razzzle dazzle
No but actually this is a GREAT way to present a dress like this! A regular standing mannequin wouldn’t show off all the layers and details in the skirt!
it also wouldn’t show off all the ol’ razzle dazzle
Where do I find this dress and how many appendages must I sacrifice?
If a ride breaks, and someone second-guesses my suggestion to fix it, I can quote Gilette from Archer:
Them: Are you sure?
Me: I wired the damn thing!
…I’m easily amused.
okay I can’t watch more than one episode of the x files at a time I will get way too paranoid
Dude I tried binge watching that show.
I ended up with my clock all reversed, sleeping from 7 AM to 2 PM so that I wouldn’t have to go to bed in the dark.
Ravenclaw: Do it once you’ve gathered enough relevant information.
Hufflepuff: Do it with integrity.
Slytherin: Do it on your own terms.
Gryffindor: Do it for the vine.
Bahahahaha! So true
just leaving this here for everyone…
AHS is doing slender man? Fuck me…